Ineligible Player

I have been ejected from the game because I fouled out. I guess that makes me an ineligible player. Since I have been naughty all year its time to be nice. My time on the bench will allow me to reflect on ways I can improve my behavior. My new year’s resolutions would involve less masturbation, internet gay porn, imaginative lust and include more reading, developing my inner-ness and enhancing my relationship with my wife. It would have been nice to have a good night of romping in the sack with a sexy dude to send out 2006 but since I have fouled out its time do the right thing. I’m going to do my best to keep my hand off my dick while thinking about fucking, getting fucked or receiving head from a nice looking dude. Let’s see what the year brings. I would like to hear from you. Chat with me at
apourhomme@hotmail.com