Bulge Bazaar

Gotta love my buddies who don't mind showing off their package in public.

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New Slang

Gaysted (adj) drunk enough to engage in homosexual sexual acts (applied to heterosexuals).

Provenance: Los Angeles hipsters

Usage: “My brother came home with his drunk buddy and he asked me and let me suck his dick before he passed out. "

Source: Details magazine

Just Friends

Thanks to Amy Winehouse and her latest CD “Back to Black”

Lyrics from cut Just Friends.

This is my motto: When will we get the time to be just friends ?

When will we get the time to be just friends? It’s never safe for us not even in the evening ‘cos I’ve been drinking Not in the morning where your shit works It’s always dangerous when everybody’s sleeping And I've been thinking Can we be alone? Can we be alone? When will we get the time to be just friends? When will we get the time to be just friends?


And no I'm not ashamed but the guilt will kill you If she don’t first I’ll never love you like her Though we need to find the time To just do this shit together For it gets worse I wanna touch you But that just hurts

When will we get the time to be just friends? When will we get the time to be just friends?

Bulge

Never Bareback

What was I thinking?
I strolled to the retail area during a late afternoon break while free balling of course. As you know I’m addicted to the attention I get from admirers. I was disappointed in the fact that there weren’t many lookers today. I decided to get back to work and while waiting at the crosswalk I noticed an admirer so I turn his way so that he could get a good look. The longer he looked the longer my cock grew. He made the second move and said “what are you up to?” and I said “I think you already know the answer to that questions. How can I get in contact with you?” He gave me his number and so I called. He told me that he worked in an office where he had total privacy and invited me to visit him later that evening. I met him at the designated time/place and we had immediate chemistry. We undressed, caressed each other naked bodies and kissed tenderly. He then began to give me head and I was so turned on by his firm, muscular body. Before I knew it I had stuck my dick in him bareback and came quickly. It didn’t end because we continued to kiss and my dick got hard again and he began to ride me into the sunset. I have received head and fucked him bareback several times since then. Though he has a nice tight ass that is always lubed and feels wonderful on my dick, lets me fuck him standing up, laying or sitting down and gives head like no one else what was I thinking? My dick gets hard just thinking about it and then I shocked back into reality because this is the most risky behavior ever. How do I redeem myself from this? Yeah I have been tested and they came back negative but shit what was I thinking? I will get tested again and again. Yeah it felt good during the intercourse but afterwards I always vowed I wouldn’t do it but found myself pounding my bareback dick in him. “I feel so comfortable with you and besides I’m clean” is what he said but how the fuck do I really know? The last time will be it because the weight of uncertainty is too much. Never have sex bareback no matter how caught up in the moment you get or how good the head and ass feels. Never!!! What the hell was I thinking?

Addicted

Hi, I’m Troy and I’m an addict. I begin free balling a year ago and I find myself addicted to male admirers of my package. Since its summer I make sure I wear light colored flat front slacks so that the goods can be well showcased. Some days I get a good dose of admirers and other days the potency is rather weak. I find the strongest hits come from when I’m shopping in department stores or riding public transportation. When I feel I have the voyeur hooked then the package begins to rise. Since I live in a city with heavy tourist traffic I also notice some good hits from when walking the street during lunch. For example there is this guy who is a regular inspector. I see him every day during my evening break waiting to catch his bus. We have this non-verbal understanding. He pretends to be on his cell phone and so do I and we always make sure we are both wearing sunglasses. He begins to watch and I start moving back in forth and my cock begins to shake and wiggling which makes it rock hard. My looker is in awe and he even looks for me when I’m running a little late. Is it possible for me to become excessively addicted if there is such a thing? If there’s a cure for this I probably need it but I don’t want it because right now because I have the sweetest hangover and I don’t want it to be over. apourhomme@hotmail.com for your advice.

Eye Candy

High time business executive shopping for lunch caught my eye. Since I was freeballing I chose him to have fun with. He decided to turn around for more and begin casually following me in the store. My dick began to get hard and since I knew he was watching I positioned myself so that he could see the profile of my dick. He was staring so hard at one point he almost tripped over a store display. My avatar shapped dick head pulsated and he could see the entire shape including veins of my cock. Light color summer pants are always a plus when freeballing. He realized his folly and had to laugh himself. He was tall, slim, sexy mature guy with extremely silky gray hair. I loved serving him with my eye candy. The executive would put his reading glasses on take a look, remove the glasses a take another look and even exhaled “oh my”. He kneeled down pretending to be looking at something on the lower display and I stood as close as I could without touching with my crotch right in his face and he stood up grabbed by dick and quickly exited the store. I guess this was the best he could do considering he was sporting a classy silver wedding band. Hey big time exec if you’re out there I want to let you know I had fun too! apourhomme@hotmail.com

See Men

I have decided that I enjoy being a man. I enjoy my physique and the male makeup. There is nothing like having a relaxing evening at home enjoying my body. Anytime I’m stressed there is always a way for me to release stress. Would you like cream with your coffee? I’m your mocha male with much in the middle. apourhomme@hotmail.com

Can't wait

Springtime is here however the weather in my area has been unseasonably cool. I eagerly await the day when temps are close to or above 70 degrees so that I can begin enjoying the comfort of going without underwear. Currently I have been wearing silk boxers which is just like no underwear especially when you were slacks and flat front khakis. I’ve already got people staring at my crotch I can just imagine what it will be like when I sport my light colored linen trousers this spring.

I have been shopping and I enjoy trying on form fitting trousers that enhance my buns and of course my package. If you’re a proud freeballer/commandoite then send me some pics I would like to see how you rock it! apourhomme@hotmail.com

Horny

Laying Pipe

Take your shirt off now and everything else afterwards. Do it quickly because we don’t have much time and besides we’ve been waiting for this moment to come. You’re finally getting ready to lay some pipe but before you do let me taste your ass. I think some people call it rimming. Now, doesn’t that feel good? I sure enjoy the head you’re giving me while I taste your clean virgin ass. I’m giving you all that I’ve got. I’ve been having this fantasy of being fucked by a straight, Greek dude and now that you and I have finished devouring these ice cold beers you can truly clean my gutters. I know you’re not gay and neither am I. We are just meeting the needs of one another like only men can. Once I leave your dorm no one will know why I really stayed so late. Sure we had to cram for the test in the morning. The only cramming I want done to me is for me to lay face down on your futon and you mount me from the rear and pound my ass. You don’t have to worry about anyone hearing me because you will have James Blunt playing like you normally do and I will be bitting on the pillow so no one will hear me moan, scream and enjoy the pain while you pleasure me. Once my ass is good and open I will turn over and put my legs over your shoulders allowing you to grip me very tightly. That’s right frat boy put it all the way in so nothings left but your nut sack slapping up against my tight ass. Okay! Ready for another position? I see that you’re enjoying this French wresting match. Riding your dick, sucking you nipples while you wack me off makes me go wild for you. Bow-wow doggie style works for me. Let me lean over the edge of the futon and let you go to work. Faster, deeper, slower, deeper, faster………..Damn that was worth every minute. My ass is still throbbing from all the copulating but I quickly dress and make a fast dash out the door without looking back because remember dude we’re not gay. I, like you, eagerly await the next time we have to cram for a test.

Exhibitionist Experience

I needed some toiletries and decided to head out to Wal-Mart. It was late on a Friday night back during the summer. I decided to make this shopping spree an exhibitionist experience. Risky in the way that I just wore a t-shirt, mesh knee length running shorts with no underwear with a cock ring and flip flops. My package bounced and I walked around the store long after I had already pickup my toiletries. I decided to cruise aisles where men would be such as car accessories, automotive and outdoor/camping. I pretended to be on the phone all the while allowing my package to bounce from left to right. I noticed a guy purchasing motor oil so I moved a little closer and did a price comparison. As he looked up his eyes went directly to my bulge. He caught himself and slowly walked away. My bulge begins to swell almost to a point of sticking straight out. I turned in his direction as he walked away and put my cell phone in my pocket. He just stood there gazing at my bulge. I guess he felt comfortable and he came back closer and grabbed my dick before I knew it and he said “I’ll suck you right now if you let me”. I told him that I can’t do that in a store but maybe if he had a place to go then I would consider. He said “I have a storage facility less than a mile away why don’t you follow me there.” I followed him parked and got out the car. He opened the door of his truck and I stood there and he just took my entire dick into his mouth. This was the best head and deep throat experience I’ve had in a while. Needless to say we meet from time to time and have given storage facility a whole new meaning.

Facts about the Penis

There are only two types of penises. One type is a grower. This penis is small but grows in width and length during the erection process. The other type is a shower. This penis is large in its natural state and only gets harder during the erection process. Seventy-nine percent of men are growers and 21% are showers.

Source: Men's Health Magazine.

Are you a grower or shower?

Eye Candy

I took it

I finally got a chance to get fucked. It was a nice passionate slow pounding in my ass considering I don't get fucked. My tight virgin ass was sucking this dick in slowly, what I like to call a slow pull. He took it slow and I enjoyed every minute. All it took was some lube, latex and lots of little long strokes. Not that bad at all. I let him go to work while I whack off and boy what I load I let out. Can't wait to get take it again. He only would let me get a shot of his cock before we got started. It was thick, uncut and about 6-7". See what you get when you chat with me online-a nice clean fuck in a very tight ass.

apourhomme@hotmail.com

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